I’m dying. Actually dying. Ok, not really, but I feel like I might be. I started a new fitness challenge at a boutique gym in Atlanta and today I’m thinking this is the end for me. I can’t walk up stairs and have had so much spinach I’m afraid I’m going to turn green. I basically am just a large green jello blob molded into my desk chair today.
I decided it was time to get in shape (again) before wedding season picks up (again). I’m so a yo-yo when it comes to weight. I dropped weight for Jamaica and then gained it back. I dropped weight for wedding season part one and then gained it back. I know this is the least healthy way to live ever, but I do it. I’m so tired after work that I just have no motivation to work out. Plus I live in Atlanta and we have the best restaurants ever…not the most healthy, but the most delicious. I have to have an event or something as an end goal to lose weight. With my best friend’s wedding in November…it’s that time again.
So yesterday I started a fitness challenge, and on the first day I found out I am medically considered obese. I kid you not. I almost fell out on the gym floor right there. I’ve always been short and curvy, and have gained a little junk in the trunk since graduating college and starting a desk job, but never did I ever think I was obese. I don’t look obese, but according to my BMI and percentages, I am. I’m having a really hard time coping with that word.
The good news is, being a yo-yo, I know I can lose the weight. I just have to maintain the healthy habits I have while I’m losing weight all the time. This fitness challenge is a great way to kick it off (again)…
Here are some dead giveaways that someone has started a fitness challenge and you probably shouldn’t offer them a bacon cheeseburger:
-They have a purse full of drinks. Green smoothies, water, a protein shake, more water. Literally I left the house today with three full bottles of various liquids in my purse. (PS I have a huge purse)
-They are doing a fun little waddle while walking and are practically crying on the stairs.
-They have no make-up on above their nose because they can’t reach the rest of their face without hurting their arms.
-They’re using the handicapped bathroom because they need the bar to sit down and get back up.
-They’re super duper energized at your morning staff meeting because their endorphins have kicked in from their 5:30 a.m. workout, but then are basically asleep at their desk after lunch.
-They get really nostalgic about bacon.
-Same with cheese.
-They’re super annoying because all they do is talk about their fitness challenge.
Any other dead giveaways when you can tell someone is working out again?
Too funny! I'm trying to step up my fitness game too. But Fall just makes me want to curl up in a blanket
This is hilarious but so true. I always want to smack my husband when he gets his SECOND bowl of ice cream for the night…he never gains weight!!
Always the waddle for me! haha. I really need to get back on the workout wagon too. If only I could get my butt out of bed in the morning!
Too funny! Everytime I try to be good there's some kind of food party in the office. So hard to resist!!
I love this! I can definitely attest to a lot of those 😀 My biggest problem is that after my workout all I want to do is eat greasy and delicious food ha ha!
Haha too funny! Did you just calculate your BMI based on height and weight? I often ignore that, because right now I'd be considered "overweight" even though I'm still wearing size 4 jeans! I just go with how I look and feel or if you get your doctor to do a pinched arm test, those are a lot more accurate! I'm right there with you about the yo-yo weight. I've been like this since high school!
So, wait. If you're trying to get healthy… you should be cutting back on bacon and cheese, not ramping up your consumption? Dammit! This explains SO much.
hahahaha at the makeup one. hilarious! the smoothie looks and sounds delish (okay it sounds better than it looks). i'm a bit of a yo-yo'er as well, though i've been stuck on the higher end for a few months now and haven't yo-yo'd my way back down.
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